4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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