party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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