just survived the first fart of the relationship.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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