so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
