Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
