when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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