plz talk dirty to me
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
