Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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