no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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