i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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