At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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