That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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