why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I am naked and annoyed.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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