You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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