At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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