glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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