She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
