Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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