My Higher Power is John Stamos
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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