You made me cry and you don't even care
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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