what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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