Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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