...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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