Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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