btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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