i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Can I color on your dick again?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
