my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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