Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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