So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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