I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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