Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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