If i come over, it means nothing
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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