No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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