Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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