We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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