Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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