But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just want nice things and good sex
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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