I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize