Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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