That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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