Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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