i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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