Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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