Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
4 words: hood of his car
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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