on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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