found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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