Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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