I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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