All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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