Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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