My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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