Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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