But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
