yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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