i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
A+ Viking dick
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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